I used to watch South Park in college a lot. I got a big kick out of it. And then I stopped watching it. I think I thought it was too childish or sophomoric or something. I ran across this today while reading comments over at Vox Popoli. I've not laughed quite so hard or had so many tears streaming down my face from laughter in quite a long time.
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel, congratulations!
Here are some of the other classic quotes...
"...a couple of fish had a retard baby..."
"...a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands..."